Drupal Fortune Module
The Fortune Module provides a genuine, 100%, unadulterated Fortune block for your Drupal website. It simply reads and displays the standard fortune cookie files that you can find in various places on the internet. (Fortune files are plain Unix ASCII text files that simply have a percent sign [%] on a line by itself between entries.)
The Fortune module includes a simple configuration form to select which fortunes will be randomly displayed, to upload new fortune files, and to delete unwanted fortunes.
Get the module at the Drupal Fortune project page
http://drupal.org/project/fortune
Fortune Module Demo:
God rest ye CS students now,
Let nothing you dismay.
The VAX is down and won't be up,
Until the first of May.
The program that was due this morn,
Won't be postponed, they say.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
The bearings on the drum are gone,
The disk is wobbling, too.
We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol
Can't tell false from true.
And now we find that we can't get
At Berkeley's 4.2.
(chorus)