Drupal Fortune Module
The Fortune Module provides a genuine, 100%, unadulterated Fortune block for your Drupal website. It simply reads and displays the standard fortune cookie files that you can find in various places on the internet. (Fortune files are plain Unix ASCII text files that simply have a percent sign [%] on a line by itself between entries.)
The Fortune module includes a simple configuration form to select which fortunes will be randomly displayed, to upload new fortune files, and to delete unwanted fortunes.
Get the module at the Drupal Fortune project page
http://drupal.org/project/fortune
Fortune Module Demo:
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche
-- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance,
my grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off
the fence." I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was
undoubtedly true.
-- Solomon Short